(Closed) FUNNY on the web stories that are dating! POST YOURS! :D So I’ve been after the on line success thread that is dating

(Closed) FUNNY on the web stories that are dating! POST YOURS! :D So I’ve been after the on line success thread that is dating

Therefore I’ve been following the internet dating success thread.

The like okay Cupid, some guy from my old school that is high away by stating that i decided to go to HS together with sibling. He seemed super dorky and benign but notably embarrassing (of note, we have been both Chinese). To my profile it said I’d love to learn Spanish and ended up being enthusiastic about someone whom could show me personally. And it went like this…For full MONTHS in which he wouldn't normally GO AWAY.

Man: it South of the Border, eh so you like?

Man: you prefer dudes from Southern associated with Border (SOB).

Guy: therefore can it be because Asian dudes don’t have much happening Southern regarding the Border?

Man: you understand, Asian chicks today just don’t want up to now Asian dudes any longer, is it as a result of just just exactly what we’ve got SOB?

Me personally (furious): NO, IT IS WHAT YOU HAVE SOB THAT MAKES GIRLS NOT WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING BIG HERE IF YOU THINK.

Man: Don’t stress i'm satisfied with what’s South of the BORDER. Don’t get all upset, it is ok if you like the CHORIZO rather than the LAP CHEUNG (a form of sweet chinese sausage), I’ve got this identified.

Man: therefore, whenever are we dinner that is getting?

and so it proceeded…

LOL. It had been infuriating during the right time but i do believe straight back and understand exactly how ridiculously funny it absolutely was…

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